About Me

I love pizza and kitties. Bernie at work says more like "kiddies..." hoo hoo hoo, what a kidder that Bernie is.

I was born with an extra toe and an extra finger. I had them removed when I was 6. Now I'm just like you! :)

I drive a white van and sell my recipes and suggests for the proper pizzas with the proper cats.

I may show up in your town! So, watch out kiddies!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Brown Cats and Brown Meats


A brown cat and philly cheese steak pizza would tickle the fancy of even the toughest of men!

Monday, August 18, 2008

A Different Kind of Post

Clarette a lovely girl I met while I was touring the country with my valuable recipes, suggested I do a little something different.

Clarrette says, "Why come Yellow Eyed Tim Gloss you don't ever talk about nuthin' else at that darn blog of yurs?"

I say, "Like what, sexy lady?"

Clarettes says, "Dogs and sammiches!"

I say, "Slow down, delicious young lass!"

And as I got to gettin' I though, well why not?!

Here you have it, my first new recipe!
A golden retriever and turkey sandwich for clarette!

Cheshire and Mushrooms!

I prefer my fictional kitties with a nice mushroom pie. Don't judge! The fellows at work have had a field day with this one ! Bernie says the chesire cat ain't does not exist! Just like my self esteem! ... ;-(

Friday, August 15, 2008

olives and fur!


A Black Cat and a Slice w/ Olives just makes plain american sense to me!


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fatty (Catty) Fun!



Fat Cats and a Meat Lovers Pizza always tickles me fancy so!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

KITTENS AND PIZZA!!!!!! XD


A black and white kitty with hawaiin always steams my carrots! In a good way, RELAX!


MMMM Kitties and Pizza

I prefer a persian cat with my sausage!

Pizza and Cats

I enjoy my pepperoni pizza with a tabby cat!